The Found Walrus / Texts
Order by: date ↓ - rating ↑I was quite hungry during some of the task. I would have noticed the gummies.
Thank you! I was pretty pleased about that timing too... (re: Time (and medical attention) Heals All Wounds)
Well, definitely props for putting in the effort in the middle of what sounds like a great fair.
But at the same time it seems that even S.N.I.D.E. tasks are meant to be mischievous in a way that makes people stop and think "Wow! I wonder why they did THAT?" or at least mildly change or disrupt their worldview.
One of the greatest aspects of SF0 tasks involving nonplayers, to me, is its ability to pull them out of normal lives and make them wonder what, really, is going on. I'm worried that this task just makes people averse to abnormal activities and the joys of being harmlessly pranked.
The Walrus approves enormously of your task and also your username.
No. It didn't, which hadn't occurred to me as a possibility beforehand. Apparently there wasn't enough metal in it. Sorry about that, but hey, you go to task with the cock ring you have.
I have just learned that my friend Jake has died in a paragliding crash. He died the day I submitted this task, less than a week after we hung out on a hilltop and he snapped pictures of my flight.
http://www.pdnpulse.com/2008/08/remembering-pho.html
http://www.malibutimes.com/articles/2008/08/20/news/news3.txt
He was a terribly nice guy.
I also feel very differently about having posted videos of his training pratfalls. It feels very disrespectful. I am sorry.
Though I think this task could have more a potentially more thorough completion, I like the sound of your insights, and I like the way you write about doves crashing into windows, tribal dances in the rain, picturesque men on skiffs.
Also, I agree with Burn Unit. Offend without shame! Especially as regards politics. If your opponent can't reply with a snappy, vigorous comeback, either they or their position is flawed.
I got this was a fake as soon as I read the account of exchanging wary smiles with their group. I may have terrible face recognition, but I would have remembered meeting the gummies. Still though - excellent completion even if fictional.