Not The intended Use by GYØ Ether
February 3rd, 2008 2:35 AMIts simplicity is only reflected in its utensils. Namely the spoon.
The obvious choice for any cereal based meal, however should you choose to have a heated meal all of teh other family members come into play too.
But is it really so difficult to cut a banana without a knife?
and what is the best utensil to eat cereal with, other than the spoon, well I have had a look and I digest..
s is frustrating..
mmm..potassium
How to cut it..
Ah yes...The ruler
A common mathematical measuring implement..but here it will serve as our knife.
Like cutting through butter..
Nice technique?
Tum tee ta
Yumm
The Cake Spatula
Contestent numero UNO
The cake spatula
After liberally applying some milk and sugar I though of what implement could replace the spoon. The cake spatula has proven its large lifting capacity but has been unable to demonstrate any efficient means of carrying liquids..
The Fork
Contestent Numero DOS
The Fork
The fork is noted for its impaling capabilities it has a smaller capacity than the cake slice but is more accurate in its stabbing resulting in greater precision. However it, like the cake spatula, fails in its milk transportation.
The Spoon
Contestent Numero 3
The Spoon
Now I know what you are thinking. It says 'NOT the intended use' and yes I have taken this into consideration, but who said I was using the spoon properly? Yes, holdign the spoon the wrong way up has proven to be the most catastrophic combination yet. Not only is thecurved surface unable to hold onto any unit of cereal but its liquid holding capabilities are also useless. Yes holding the spoon the wrong way up is a pretty dumb idea.
Yeah...Wrong way ma friend
Dont try this at home...its very frustrating..
I enjoyed the use of the reverse of the spoon, but you probably need to work harder on some of your recent submissions.
I want to see cereal eaten with a shovel!