I woke up around 4 this morning, unable to sleep and miserable because of it. My restless mind turned to tasks, and I decided that my challenge would be to find a task I could complete at 4 in the morning without waking my husband or leaving the apartment.

I have a better idea for this task and I might resubmit when I have the time and the ability to do it. I need a second person to take the photos, you see.

Without further ado, I present to you Lunchmeat McMustard, esquire. He likes chicken, particularly ancient chicken drumsticks that have been in my fridge for, uh, far too long.