Attend me, for the process I went through in order to complete this task was both long and arduous. Firstly, I submitted my user picture to myheritage.com. Then, I waited for them to compare my face with myriad celebrities. At long last, the answer was revealed: I look like Charlotte Church. Apparently I also look like Bridget Fonda and Kim Cattrall. Harumph. Since myheritage.com didn't want me to right click on their picture of Charlotte Church, I utilized Google Image Search and found another picture of Charlotte Church and used that to post a picture of her here. I also discovered a plethora of hot naked blonde women, but decided to pursue that avenue of investigation at a later date.

In the meantime, you'll find me singing operatic scales and awaiting my debut.