Unbirthday Boy Brandishes Balloon Sword

Who so pulleth out this sword is born the rightful King of Britain.

Party in Progress

The guests are assembled.

The Cake

Chocolate buttercream filling, baby.

Grillin'

Hats

Oh yes, there were balloon hats.

Squid Hat on Unbirthday Boy

Wendy in Squid Hat

Guest brandishes balloon sword

Guest brandishes balloon dagger.

Did the guests like the party?

I think we can say "yes, yes they did".

The Unbirthday Boy receives Triscuits and Cheese Whiz

He loathes Triscuits and cannot abide Cheese Whiz.

The Great Unbirthday Boy plays chess

Futher guests enjoy the festivities.

Also, there were decorations.