I have replicated my existing online persona like a virus, and cross-marketed my brand from other social networking sites for maximum demographic penetration. I am now here.

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yay random pictures of myself!

Self portrait from a broken camera phone while driving through the maze. One of 9,857,256,356 angles of TheMuse.

I considered what fashions from the past could be useful in this day and age, and what better than the ever-popular codpiece? Within this item lies a storage space for women, and it's a fashion accessory that is sure to grab the attention of those ar...

The ghetto kids in this area are not the friendliest bunch, so I had to go undercover and take this picture from afar. I think they were smoking pot, too, so probably not as keen on having their pics taken- but hey, you can't recognize them.

Actually, normally when people talk about either math or science, I act like I have an idea of what they're saying because I don't want to admit that I have terrible knowledge of either of those. But instead of pretending I know, I actually asked for...

I've been telling all my friends about this, and showing off my stick figure in peril drawings to suck them in. :) Nothing fancy, really. I have a clever plan, but I'll submit that later.

Necowmancer (Nek-ow-Man-Sir) One who has the ability to conjur and control undead cows. See: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Undead+Cow The farmers of Harris Ranch were dismayed to discover that undead cows led by a rival farm's n...