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Frostbeard
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Free Food Diet by Frostbeard

January 18th, 2008 11:06 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Survive for a day eating only free food.

Unfortunately these days this task seemed all too easy. I am living at home for a stint with my parents, and therefore a lot of the food i consume when here is free. Figuring that this is therefore not nearly as difficult as it should be, i decided to eat "free" food in two senses. First, everything i ate was free. Freely offered and freely taken but free to me monetarily. Secondly, i decided, being an omnivore living in a house where Polish cooking is prominent and a meal isn't a meal without meat (silly of course), i decided that another facet of my "free" food day was going to be animal free.

So free food that is also vegan. This made breakfast a little difficult given that the breakfast-type options that i might normally consume were out. Instead i ended up with some sort of amalgamated potato hash in tomato sauce thing. It ended up being pretty good, but a bit strange.

Next, after tasking a bit i went to a friend's house. Eventually once i was there for a while i was offered some trail mix and some grapes. I stayed through until dinner, and was therefore fed for free again. The meal consisted of some vegetables cooked together, a pretty tasty cabbage dish, and fried polenta.

My downfall almost came after dinner during a board game. My friend's father opened a Left Hand Milk Stout, one of my favorite beers and poured some for himself and his son. As i sat there, i picked up his glass for a sip, looked down, smelled it, and put it back down. I had just averted complete tasking disaster!



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One potato, two potato
You say potato, i say grate it.
Onion
Oil not butter
Mush
Pepper
Right...tomatoes....what?
Lemon juice?
Herbs de Provence
Breakfast.
Later
Snack2
Sliced polenta
Looks like a tuber
Dinner is served

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Meh
posted by GYØ Ben on January 19th, 2008 12:59 AM

It's an interpretation of the task, sure, but surely that means that every single piece of food in people's refrigerators is *technically* free.

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posted by Meta tron on January 19th, 2008 11:34 AM

I pay for the food in my fridge. That's how it gets there.

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posted by GYØ Ben on January 19th, 2008 12:10 PM

But you don't have to pay for it to come out of the fridge, do you?

Unless you have a really awesome fridge that requires you to do so. Or a fridge butler of some sort.

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posted by Frostbeard on January 19th, 2008 1:09 PM

Ya well, if you think about it, really no food is free. It all has social, economic, environmental, and energy costs. So, i supposed the whole task is sort of bogus unless you take some creative interpretation.

And, what was the problem with the beer, again?
posted by susy derkins on January 19th, 2008 5:03 PM

Food bank food is free.
Stolen food is free.
Food that grows in your garden is free.
Pie-eating contests food is free.
Oscar´s parties food is free.
Holy bread in church is free food too.
Food from your parent´s fridge is boring.

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posted by Tøm on January 19th, 2008 5:19 PM

Food found in bins is free.

Probably a bit odd tasting though.


And of course, you could always find mushrooms and eat them.

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posted by rongo rongo on January 19th, 2008 6:35 PM

I think the beer issue is that milk stout is non-vegan, and thus would violate the animal-free spin for this completion.

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posted by Ink Tea on January 19th, 2008 9:19 PM

Ink Tea votes for vegans.

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posted by The Vixen on January 20th, 2008 6:18 PM

I could shplank this task ten times over, everyday; horribly unemployed student ftw.

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posted by Frostbeard on January 22nd, 2008 10:57 PM

Ya, the problem with the milk stout for this task was that it is in fact not vegan due to lactose sugars added to the beer, derived from milk.

IS food bank food free? Who pays for that food? Does it just materialize at the food bank?

And if the food is stolen, it still costs the person you stole it from something. Garden food comes from seeds that you weren't born holding...you had to get them from somewhere, not to mention the time, energy, space, possible fertilizer, water, etc. that goes into that.

Holy food from church costs the church, and pie eating contest food comes from somewhere as well. The whole idea of this task is absurd.

Hence the animal-free part at least being an attempt to make it "free" of something. The real problem is that no food is free, ever, and thinking that it magically comes from no where is some well-off "western" concept that doesn't make any sense really.

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posted by Frostbeard on January 22nd, 2008 11:00 PM

Plus, you can always just flag it. :) I've eaten plenty of food out of trash bins, off other people's tables in restaurants...i even went to a blood drive for free food when i had no money and was stuck in boston. So, i could post all of that stuff now retroactively, or i could attempt to do what i could with it now.

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posted by Lainthulu on March 20th, 2008 1:18 PM

Vote for controversy. For the record, I dig the interpretation. Half the fun of sf0 is putting your own spin on the tasks, especially when they're as vague as this one. If the creator of the task wanted you to get more specific, they could have made the task more specific.

Kudos.