It had trouble identifying me as even having a face, as it seems to rely on the direction of one's head as much as the content of one's face. Eventually, it became convinced that I looked like such luminaries as Jason "best known for shagging a pie" Biggs, George "No, really, my nose doesn't look like that" Gershwin, and Leni "the Nazis were just misunderstood" Riefenstahl.