So, I work in a warehouse for a retail store where all of you zombies probably buy all your electronics. My duties in the warehouse consist of shipping and recieving, loss prevention, inventory, and anything nobody else wants to do. The day which this story takes place part of my job was to shrink wrap an open tv and carry it to the customer's truck. The guy was nice enough to help me carry it to his truck where his daughter (maybe 4-5 years old) was standing in the driver's seat pretending to drive and laughing hysterically. So now i'm standing at the passenger's door with a tv in my hands while the customer is trying to open the back door, and the young girl reaches into her happy meal bag and pulls out a plastic gun, points it at me, and while laughing yells,"Pistola!" Needless to say I instantly start cracking up which makes her continue laughing and her dad start to chuckle. He finally decides that he can't open the back door so he folds the driver's seat down so we can get the tv into the back and in the process squashes his daughter against the wheel. Then she was stuck between the headrest and the wheel still laughing and yelling,"Ow! Ow! HAHAHAHA! Ow!" I told my co-workers the story and I hear it quoted almost daily.

HAHA! PISTOLA! Ow! Ow!