Jack actually wanted to be part of this task, but I'm pretty sure my famous guy thought I was weird enough asking him to sign a paper toilet seat cover without my also pulling a knife on him. Sorry, Jack.

As mentioned in Restroom Photography, the hardest part of this task was finding a paper toilet seat cover. Midwesterners are either too Rockwellian or too cheap to supply them. The only place I found any was in the airport.


I was in the airport because we were bringing Danger Hotbod to his flight to Samoa. He has joined the Peace Corps and we won't see much of him for the next two years.


Having finally found one, I stashed it away until I could convince Bruce Schneier to sign it.
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For further evidence that this is actually Mr. Schneier's signature, I offer a comparison:
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I didn't feel comfortable asking him if I could take his picture signing it. I did tell him about SF0. He was not at all sure he was famous enough for this task. I said I thought it'd be okay.

I really don't know what to do with the darn thing now, though. Ideas welcome.