I live in the future as much as possible, and save time like an animal-hoarder saves kittens. As I clicked the electric kettle to boil and tore open the packet of pre-packaged oatmeal and opened the jar of instant coffee, a stray ray of brilliance illuminated my morning: why do I need two cups? if we can have coffee ice cream, why not coffee oatmeal?

I recommend adding some kind of sweetening agent in your future. Otherwise quite palatable. This of course opens up a wide new scientific field. What next? Powdered cheese and ramen noodles? The world could be an oyster after all.