i know that this is definately an easy task, but i had to do it. i just have to say that i love books and especially libraries...and for the longest time, something i have really truly desired is to get naughty in a library. theres something about the claustrophobia of huge shelves of books and the taboo of noise in a public place...all the responses are HILARIOUS. ha.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/179634018.html

seeking help in periodicals

librarian seeks bookish fellow to help around the stacks. will be in charge of my reference desk and vertical files. experience requested, but will train the right person. must have working knowledge on organizing audio and visuals and be able to work late nights in close quarters. bonus if you know how to converse in the dewey decimal system and fix the copy machines; it gets me hot and bothered.

RESPONSES:

Where do I apply?
Can I fax my resume or would you rather have it delivered in person?
I am familiar with Ricoh and Canon business class copy machines.
Dewey Decimal system is archaic but a necessary means of archival and classification. Its the next best thing since slice bread if you are in research or an inventory control type person. Not me though, I'm more technologically inclined....
Alot of classical database theory uses Dewey Decimal System - like protocols so this job would be a shoe-in.

Thank you for your time.



Oh my! A damsel in distress. Of course I'll help you get through that reading material.

What are those file systems called that used index cards with punched holes attached to funky drawers with metal rails?


Sexy Professor (32) Seeks Willing Assistant

Announcing a post for a young, eager summer intern.
Applicant must demonstrate a vigorous appetite for
experimental forms of research, as well as an openness
to various probing techniques in the field.

All candidates for this position must be extremely
flexible, and excellent oral skills are a must. Demand
for this internship is extremely tight and may be
filled quite soon. In your response, be sure to send
photos and list all relevant qualifications.


Have a job application? Bonus points for scrabble? white professional male who is familiar woth the dewey decimal system and whom has fixed a few xerox machines. Richard



Sounds nice I am good with all of that stuff..I am very good with organizaton.. I am a white male 27 years old 6'2 185 wth brn hair and brn eyes I live and work in south san jose..i am very clean and a all around nice guy..I have a nice resume.

Troy


HI,

Just wondering where I can apply? I have good skill and are a fast learner.....it sounds like fun.........I have pics if your interested...... Oh, I'm 35, SWM..


"Can you tell me where I can find a book on
astronomy?"

"Don't you know the dewey decimal system!"



You start in Fiction...I'll start in Reference...we'll
meet in the middle...


The old "hot librarian" thing is so hackneyed hun, forgive me for doubting you however I'm a little reluctant to believe very much on CL. That being said, on the off chance you are the real deal as the tittle implies I am a man for all seasons, and I an answering your add because I'm assuming since your a librarian you'll be able to give me more than the usual dribble, for conversation.


Hi,

Yes, I`d love to help you out. Library is always one
of my favorite places to go. I love the atmosphere.
Intimacy and calmness. I think accumulated knowledge
in all these books have something to do with it. I
also love airport and hotel.

I`m actually looking for a book to read but haven`t
come up with the right one yet. A novel would be good.
My favorite writers are Haruki Murakami, Dennis
Johnson, Dostoevsky, Paul Theroux (in his early days),
Raymond Carver, etc. Do you have any suggestion?

Is there anything you want me to do in return?


so what kind of library is it that you want to get viciously fucked in...? ;)