25 + 55 points
Bathe a Book by Magpie
December 19th, 2007 11:30 PM
Well I didn't quite Bathe the book with a the sweet and lovely candle, bath salt situation. Instead I used the wonderous Wonder Wash, which is how I wash all my clothes these days, for even though I live in the City I don't have laundry in my building, I live up a big hill and I have a motorcycle instead of a car which makes toting one's laundry a pain in the arse.
The advanced technology of this device is used thus:
Fill the Wonder Wash 3/4 with sudsy water. (For temperature setting refer to clothing label. I couldn't find directions on what temperature to use on a book, so I went with warm).
Place item to be washed in tub. I chose a very dirty lesbian porn book, which was good but I am now bored with the stories.
Screw lid on
Spin for 2 minutes
Unscrew lid, drain with handy pipe thingy
Pour fresh water to rinse
Spin for 30 seconds
Drain
Repeat if necessary
Hang washed item to drip dry on washing line
It usually works great on clothes, but thankfully the porn did not suddenly turn g-rated.
Super happy fun time? Yes, I love using the wonder wash. I believe that the lesbian porn and I had a great time together, albeit not in the usual way.
The advanced technology of this device is used thus:
Fill the Wonder Wash 3/4 with sudsy water. (For temperature setting refer to clothing label. I couldn't find directions on what temperature to use on a book, so I went with warm).
Place item to be washed in tub. I chose a very dirty lesbian porn book, which was good but I am now bored with the stories.
Screw lid on
Spin for 2 minutes
Unscrew lid, drain with handy pipe thingy
Pour fresh water to rinse
Spin for 30 seconds
Drain
Repeat if necessary
Hang washed item to drip dry on washing line
It usually works great on clothes, but thankfully the porn did not suddenly turn g-rated.
Super happy fun time? Yes, I love using the wonder wash. I believe that the lesbian porn and I had a great time together, albeit not in the usual way.
11 vote(s)
5
The Revolutionary
5JJason Recognition
5miss understanding
5Lank
5susy derkins
5The Vixen
5Torsten the dissenter
5Meta tron
5SNORLAX
5Charlie Fish
5Loki
Terms
(none yet)5 comment(s)
posted by Meta tron on December 20th, 2007 5:28 PM
Either I'm strangely de-sensitized or the example page wasn't quite as filthy as I expected! Are you sure it didn't go clean after all?
posted by Magpie on December 20th, 2007 6:30 PM
There might be minors on this site, and I figured that I would let the imagination take place of the more graphic excerpts. Trust me, this book is lovely and dirty.
posted by Charlie Fish on December 21st, 2007 5:24 PM
I read that three times and I still have no idea what the Wonder Wash is.
Sometimes the video won't work, although it worked at home. My apologies, I have a fairly crappy digital camera.