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Owen (Automatic Jack
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 20 points
Last Logged In: June 7th, 2007
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BART (b)a): Typically I'm not partial to passengers eating while riding, but when the occasion calls for them to picnic in fancy dress, how could I disapprove? After all, they are being transported in my gut, why shouldn't they transport nutrients in...

25 + 45 points :: 5 comments :: 11 votes :: 6 collaborators
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The Law of Gravity? Yeah fuck that noise. Inventory: * 1 Box Truck * 3 Tanks of Helium * Several hundred helium grade Balloons * Some LEDs and batteries * Pie and Champagne * A Bad Ass Sign * Few friends * Duct tape * A Market, on the Horizon, happe...

25 + 79 points :: 7 comments :: 16 votes :: 4 collaborators

Comment here if you were one of the few that were told you'd have to do several jumping jacks by the Gay Matador over the internet at the Noisebridge checkpoint. As much as this task contains almost no content, I'll make it up to you with this lovel...

50 + 20 points :: 3 comments :: 5 votes
Welcome by Rubin Starset December 6th, 2010 10:45 PM

I felt like getting some of this down, especially on the site. There was much communication between myself and this player, some in person, some over the phone, some in a SMS chat log that has since then disappeared. Needless to say that this player ...

15 + 7 points :: 8 comments :: 3 votes

Around sundown on 24h0, we headed out towards Ocean Beach. It was an easy ride across town until we hit the beach. We then turned to our right and saw a looming hill ahead of us. Alternating between huffing, puffing, pedaling, and occasionally wal...

20 + 16 points :: 1 comment :: 6 votes :: 2 collaborators
Everyday Life by Rubin Starset, Rabbit September 22nd, 2008 2:41 AM

Rubin: I wanted to do some fucking tasks today. Set aside my whole afternoon and eve. But nooooo, SF0 had to do something different. Well fuck that. Was planning on dropping by the Oak St house so I can bitch one of the three out, but I ended up tak...

15 + 9 points :: 13 comments :: 6 votes :: 2 collaborators
Player Photograph by Raymond Luxury Yacht September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

Remember onions?

10 + 35 points :: 2 comments :: 7 votes
Player Photograph by Caroliney Pants September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

I removed my pants, as I am wont to do, and the photographer who is always follwing me about did the rest. His name is Enrique, I recommend him for all your special events. He will do pants-on photography, but it will cost you extra.

10 points :: 1 comment :: 0 votes
Player Photograph by Rubin Starset September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

nice ink tea-esque photo.

10 + 21 points :: 9 comments :: 5 votes

YAY I just found out that someone recorded video so i am re-submitting the proof (now that it way better meets the requirements) http://youtube.com/watch?v=A9SC8g4YS0E I was contacted by the shadowy Cacophoney Society and asked to organize another...

75 + 10 points :: 3 comments :: 2 votes :: 3 collaborators
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