
45 points
TV vs. Microwave by crzy bones
August 16th, 2006 1:24 PM
crzy bones isnt sure if ya'll noticed but when crzy bones collaborated with Paul K on his Street Junk Sculpture. Crzy bones got rid of her t.v. Now if crzy bones were to have been asked which is more important crzy bones would have said that the T.V. is more important, however thanks to this task she now realizes that the microwave is far more an important tool to have in ones own house...below lies a few bulletpoints as to have she has come to this conclusion.
1. This is a big one...Microwaves heat up food...you get to eat...crzy bones likes to eat...c'mon have you seen her lately?
2. t.v.s help warm up your couch...by having your big fat ass sitting on it
3. Microwaves tell time...can your t.v. do that...mine couldn't
4. crzy bones was willing to donate her t.v. for the sf0 cause and you know what someone took that t.v. and they took it pretty fast so thats good, somebody should be watching t.v.
as far as pleasure goes...well she thinks that the t.v. and her had some good times, after all she had that t.v. with her when she moved 2000 miles across the country to san francisco. But that microwaves makes some damn fine nachos, soup, baked potatos...also and here is the greatest caveat of this entire task...My friends all have t.v.s so if crzy bones ever wanted to watch some t.v. she can...right parea? soon the microwave may be going out so she might be leaving that on the curb as soon as she gets home...lets see about those extra points...
1. This is a big one...Microwaves heat up food...you get to eat...crzy bones likes to eat...c'mon have you seen her lately?
2. t.v.s help warm up your couch...by having your big fat ass sitting on it
3. Microwaves tell time...can your t.v. do that...mine couldn't
4. crzy bones was willing to donate her t.v. for the sf0 cause and you know what someone took that t.v. and they took it pretty fast so thats good, somebody should be watching t.v.
as far as pleasure goes...well she thinks that the t.v. and her had some good times, after all she had that t.v. with her when she moved 2000 miles across the country to san francisco. But that microwaves makes some damn fine nachos, soup, baked potatos...also and here is the greatest caveat of this entire task...My friends all have t.v.s so if crzy bones ever wanted to watch some t.v. she can...right parea? soon the microwave may be going out so she might be leaving that on the curb as soon as she gets home...lets see about those extra points...
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posted by crzy bones on August 16th, 2006 5:28 PM
crzy bones could do this, but she has this issue with the fucking ants in her living room...think she'll bern them instead granted she did just drink a tall sevenmseven yes thats right sevenmseven.
hahah p.s. she loves the fucking marbles yo
BURN IT!!!
then you can do "fix it with fire"