ok, so i do not work, but i definetly go to school full time instead and i was comming home last week and the strangest thing happened to me. USUALLY i am able to make it home within 20 minutes, but wed. last week was just really weird...im driving through st. francis wood and im thinking to myself how i like this neighborhood, everyone is considerate and doesnt double park. well i end up going down this one way street and there is a HUGE SEMI delivery truck making a delivery to some school or park thing. and im like omg wtf!?! and this hot dude gets out and comes up to me and hes all dude ill be like down with this dugh livry prolly by da time yous done with dat cigarette and so im like ok cool so he does his shit and some guy comes up behind me and hes like dude why don you go around...and im all dude theres cars and either side of this BIG ASS TRUCK...and he gets into a fight with the truck driver and im like wtf...dude. man...and so finally i get to go and im taking a left onto the next block and there is like a freakin fire truck freakin out going down the street...it takes a right AT MY RIGHT and im like ok so there is some kid who got hit by a car because his mother was letting him play in the street...so im like dude wtf!?! and so i go around the block after waiting at least another 15 minutes for this kid to get into an ambulance...pshh...so then im up the hill and im waiting at one of those weird four way stops that no one ever stops at...and hugh this asian lady doesnt stop and shes making this right hand turn and she takes it waaaaay to wide and SLAMS into a car into another car in THEIR LANE!!! so i have to wait for the cops to show up...finally i get home and my parking spot is open in the driveway so yeah...weird day...i usually get home with no incidence but this day was ridiculous


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