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Horoscope by ananas, Salty Pete

September 5th, 2006 12:13 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Find players who fall under each different sign of a zodiac of your choice. Write them a horoscope for the week, month, or year. Distribute in adequately astrological ways.

Bonus points for inventing your own zodiac.


We created a new Zodiac, hope you like it.

Click here.

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cool
posted by SNORLAX on September 5th, 2006 12:53 PM

I am a fabulous platypus.

Lowteck
posted by Salty Pete on September 5th, 2006 1:08 PM

I can't imagine you needed me to tell you that ;)

piratey pugy!
posted by mock piratey turtle on September 5th, 2006 1:40 PM

yay!


faboo!

filthy dingo
posted by Ian Kizu-Blair on September 5th, 2006 1:45 PM

I am a filthy dingo.

It's so, so true. I roam the San Francisco outback, unwashed, scavenging scraps.

This is really cool.

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posted by anna one on September 5th, 2006 1:54 PM

I'm a fabulous platypus too!

Uh-oh
posted by Cameron on September 5th, 2006 1:58 PM

I'm a cockroach eating wasp...

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posted by Ian Kizu-Blair on September 5th, 2006 2:29 PM

The cockroach-eating wasp seems appropriately Biome-ish. It's a sort of terrifying image.

Tentacular
posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on September 5th, 2006 2:48 PM

I am a Bright Octopus. That's right -- a minibrain for each suction cup. Watch out!

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posted by Britt ++ on September 5th, 2006 2:55 PM

I am a Benevolent Pug.

>The cutest of the signs and the most friendly.
>In terms of a sign, people ruled by the Pug are extremely friendly.

Wait that's not me at all... I think maybe this astrology thing is not the science its purported to be.

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posted by Ink Tea on September 5th, 2006 4:42 PM

I am a fabulous monkey, and compatible with pirates? I did get along quite well with Piratey out on the playa.

fabulous fabulous fabulous
posted by Salty Pete on September 5th, 2006 5:01 PM


There are so many people reporting "fabulous" results that I expect that people aren't entering the minute of their birth. I suppose its not something that many people know, but if you want to see different results, click the check box on the form and it will assign you a random minute (and hence a random adjective).

thanks for all the feedback!

FABULOUS UNICORN!!
posted by Joshua Kelly on September 5th, 2006 10:27 PM

I have all you jackasses beat.

LOOK AT MY PRETTY WHITE HORN AND MANE!

I asked my mom
posted by anna one on September 6th, 2006 9:34 AM

and I discovered that indeed, I am not fabulous- I am a frustrated platypus.

boo.

I'm a monkey
posted by KenDragon on September 6th, 2006 10:02 AM

and a wonderful one at that.

Unicorney!
posted by r0ck c4ndy on September 7th, 2006 2:06 PM

Hey Josh, you're not the only Unicorny any more, although I'm frustrating. But then I think every other sign is frustrated by the fabulousness of the Unicorn!

Clearly this horoscope was divinely inspired:
“Attractive, Charismatic leaders, try their best to live life by their own moral code."
And everyone knows I am only tame around virgins.

most excellent!
posted by lark on September 7th, 2006 6:55 PM

A wonderful completion of this task. Above and beyond my expectations. :)

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posted by Vena Nightmare on March 31st, 2008 3:44 PM

I'm interested to find out what I would be, but the link comes up with gibberish.