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mock piratey turtle
5
Ian Kizu-Blair
5
qwerty uiop
5
Raymond Luxury Yacht
5
Britt ++
5
Joshua Kelly
5
Gadget
5
KenDragon
5
r0ck c4ndy
5
W F
5
lark
5
la flaneuse
5
Cameron
5
SNORLAX
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I can't imagine you needed me to tell you that ;)
I am a filthy dingo.
It's so, so true. I roam the San Francisco outback, unwashed, scavenging scraps.
This is really cool.
The cockroach-eating wasp seems appropriately Biome-ish. It's a sort of terrifying image.
I am a Bright Octopus. That's right -- a minibrain for each suction cup. Watch out!
I am a Benevolent Pug.
>The cutest of the signs and the most friendly.
>In terms of a sign, people ruled by the Pug are extremely friendly.
Wait that's not me at all... I think maybe this astrology thing is not the science its purported to be.
I am a fabulous monkey, and compatible with pirates? I did get along quite well with Piratey out on the playa.
There are so many people reporting "fabulous" results that I expect that people aren't entering the minute of their birth. I suppose its not something that many people know, but if you want to see different results, click the check box on the form and it will assign you a random minute (and hence a random adjective).
thanks for all the feedback!
I have all you jackasses beat.
LOOK AT MY PRETTY WHITE HORN AND MANE!
and I discovered that indeed, I am not fabulous- I am a frustrated platypus.
boo.
Hey Josh, you're not the only Unicorny any more, although I'm frustrating. But then I think every other sign is frustrated by the fabulousness of the Unicorn!
Clearly this horoscope was divinely inspired:
“Attractive, Charismatic leaders, try their best to live life by their own moral code."
And everyone knows I am only tame around virgins.
A wonderful completion of this task. Above and beyond my expectations. :)
I'm interested to find out what I would be, but the link comes up with gibberish.
I am a fabulous platypus.