I played reverse madlibs with my friend sarah (a non-SF Zero player). She wrote down these 10 words:
1) welcome
2) universe
3) book
4) gain
5) strange
6) window
7) truth
8) time capsule
9) together
10) beach

and she gave me the parts of speech, and then I came up with these sentences. They don't make a story, I'm sorry, I tried my best to make it about making lemonade. (see if you can spot the Arrested Development reference)

1) _____ ladies and gentlemen!
2) I am here today to gossip about the _________
3) This __________ has been bugging me since July.
4) I ___________ with this message: If you have lemons, make lemonade.
5) Those lemons are ___________ !
6) You have to grind so many f-ing _________,
7) It's part of a _____________.
8) The _________ should be ready at 2 o'clock
9) Add sugar to make it ___________ .
10) Sell your ___________ on the street for a nickel a glass.

The final sentences were:
1) WELCOME ladies and gentlemen!
2) I am here today to gossip about the UNIVERSE.
3) This BOOK has been bugging me since July.
4) I GAIN with this message: If you have lemons, make lemonade.
5) Those lemons are STRANGE!
6) You have to grind so many f-ing WINDOWS.
7) It's part of a TRUTH.
8) The TIME CAPSULE should be ready at 2 o'clock.
9) Add sugar to make it TOGETHER.
10) Sell your BEACH on the street for a nickel a glass.