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Thank You The MGMT by help im a bear, teucer

November 25th, 2007 8:23 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Make an official looking but contradictory sign.
Sign it "Thank you The MGMT"

Example: No waiting in lobby.
Thank you the MGMT

Hang it in a public place and document it with a photograph.
Go back later and see if it still there.

Our signs started out as the task intended, bearing messages the real MGMT might reasonably say - at least, in bizarro world, where the sort of directives managers tend to produce are reasonable.

"Please wash hands before using sink."
"This stall reserved for employee use only."
On a change machine (unphotographed for stealth reasons), "Please use exact change."

Then, the questions began. It started logically enough - "Why do you pretend to be a vampire?" in the coffee house used by a local vampire LARP (also the location of the change machine). This question we took from the rulebook for the role-playing game Dread. (A quick word about Dread: it is an RPG designed for horror one-shots, and character creation is done entirely by questionnaires of leading questions. Mechanics are done via Jenga tower. Running along the bottom of each page they have awesome example questions such as the ones we used. It's amazing. Play it.)

At first the questions we used were all about vampires. But soon, they ceased to have any connection to much of anything, though they tend to imply a rather odd outlook on the part of the MGMT.

We plan to go back in a few days to see if our signs are still there, and if anything has been added.

help im a bug


This task was way more intense to do than it seemed like it would be. I felt like a stealthy ninja going into restaurant after restaurant, saying I had to use the bathroom, and leaving. A ninja with a bladder control problem.

Update by PH


I just went along the two blocks of Grand Avenue that play host to many of our signs. Huong Sen and the Pie Shoppe were closed, so I didn't get to see their bathrooms, but the one in Shish has been taken down, the one in the Tea Garden is exactly as we left it, and the one in Coffee News has had the words "will do" added in pen.

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Wash hands
Employees only.
Vampire LARP
Vampire repellant
Get away
Slightly strange
Thank you,
See the future!

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posted by help im a bear on November 25th, 2007 8:24 PM

one thing i notice, looking at this, is how similar these bathrooms all look, even though the establishments themselves are rather different.

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posted by Ink Tea on November 25th, 2007 9:10 PM

Um. Funny. I know that neighborhood well.

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posted by Magpie on November 25th, 2007 9:18 PM

I can just see the confusion, and I love it.

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posted by teucer on November 25th, 2007 9:19 PM

AR, then you should be aware that right next door to Huong Sen there's now a place that sells freshly-made but not yet cooked pizzas, which you can purchase and take home and enjoy the deliciousness of.

Help and I ate their food tonight and were pleased.

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posted by Loki on November 26th, 2007 3:14 AM

Excellent.

Though I'm not entirely sure why, I particularly like the blank sheet with "thank you, the MGMT" along the bottom.

(I confess, I don't get the vampire bits at all. But then, I suppose, if it weren't for outsiders, in jokes wouldn't be any fun.)

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posted by Charlie Fish on November 26th, 2007 4:12 AM

Vote for the ninja with a bladder control problem.

...and how did you do it?
posted by Flitworth on November 26th, 2007 4:42 AM

Kudos for hitting many locations with different signs.

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posted by Ink Tea on November 26th, 2007 7:13 AM

Peter-

Sadly- I haven't lived in that neighborhood for a long time, and things have changed a lot. See if anyone you know remembers The Hungry Mind.

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posted by teucer on November 26th, 2007 10:35 AM

That's a shame. It's still a really lovely area.

(And of course if you were still around, meeting up for some collaboration would be pretty much mandatory.)

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posted by help im a bear on November 26th, 2007 4:05 PM

i know the hungry mind, and i remember the ruminator, and the patagonia that now is there.

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posted by Ink Tea on November 27th, 2007 9:17 PM

Peter- I'm still local, but being a grown-up now leaves me with little time to run around. I'm just not local to that specific neighborhood. I don't get over to the SP much these days. Some day, maybe.

Bug- You know the hungry mind, or you knew the hungry mind? Also, wtf is up with the big-boxing of that neighborhood? Patagonia? Seriously? I remember where the worlds religions section was before they moved Table of Contents out.

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posted by teucer on November 27th, 2007 11:04 PM

That's a shame, as there's a bunch of us here playing at the moment, and it would be pretty awesome to have an alum (you are one, right?) dropping by to task with us or something. Please tell me you're at least coming to MOA for Nintend0?

And yeah, the area really does not need a Patagonia. And yes, we're serious about it having one. Right on the end, corner of Grand and Mac, where the Ruminator used to be. (I don't remember the Ruminator. I do remember there being people here for whom its disappearance was a fresh insult. And now we have to go all the way to Sixth Chamber or Midway for our bookstore needs.)

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posted by Ink Tea on November 28th, 2007 1:15 PM

Oh kid, the stories I could tell you about that neighborhood. I'm not sure I'm in for Nintend0.

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posted by Burn Unit on December 2nd, 2007 2:03 PM

come on inky baby, be sure! some olsens are going. . .