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Chris Boone
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You are your own ecosystem by Chris Boone

December 14th, 2007 2:01 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Document seven visible-to-the-naked-eye living things that are dependent on you for survival.

My beard is its own ecosystem.

Oh, wait, no. Try again:

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Tillandisa, grounded.
Tillandsia, hanging.
Trumpet flower, morning.
Trumpet flower, afternoon.
Trumpet flower, next day.
Flower, current incarnation.
Fox red curly sedge.
Orchid, one.
Orchid, two.
Araucaria.
Sarracenia, then.
Sarracenia, now.
Ferment.

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Vote for your carnivorous plant attention
posted by Spidere on December 14th, 2007 10:01 AM

And for the beautiful Tillandsia.

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posted by susy derkins on December 14th, 2007 11:25 AM

Wow

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on December 14th, 2007 12:15 PM

Carnivorous bog plants thrive in bathrooms I'm told. If you have a windowsill in there, even better. The humidity from your shower should cheer it up.

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posted by Chris Boone on December 14th, 2007 5:19 PM

Thanks y'all.

Don Barbapoca: That's where I had it (cf. the happy sarracenia photo), but I read, in a couple places, that they need to have a normal winter simulated for them, which means dark and cool. I dunno though.

Nice!
posted by Frostbeard on December 14th, 2007 8:45 PM

I like the diversity here. I'd argue that the living food isn't really counting on you for survival, plus the organisms involved don't count as being visible really (i guess there is a mold involved in making miso, so maybe?), but it's a bonus anyway. Plus, it looks delicious! I really love the melting flower picture. Where'd you get the Sarracenia? in fact, where'd you get the orchids? If i'm not mistaken orchids are pretty temperamental, so good job with them.
As for the Sarracenia, i imagine that mimicking bog conditions might be fairly difficult. Good luck.

Boggy.
posted by Chris Boone on December 14th, 2007 10:21 PM

The pitcher plant and the orchids all came from one or the other of the flower shops in Noe Valley. (Either the one with the parrot, or the one with the crazy lady. I forget.)

The orchids are doing well. They're temperamental in some ways, but quite tolerant in others. I once stole an orchid from the greenhouse of this evil couple I worked for (as a caretaker, nominally; as a peon, in practice, since the couple had been some sort of Polish nobility back in the day, and had brought their early-twentieth-century-feudal attitudes with them), and it survived for almost two years with no attention from me whatsoever. I mean, it didn't thrive, but it stayed alive.

I'm doomed with the bog. But the payoff.... Have you ever seen a North American pitcher plant flower? It's amazing.

Sarracenia flower

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posted by Frostbeard on December 16th, 2007 7:29 PM

i haven't but would like to. there are some pretty big bogs that include a lot of strange flora like that up here in new england, i just have to leave the state to get to them. still haven't managed it but hopefully will sometime soon.

i'm Polish, but didn't come from nobility, so you know, i guess you don't have to steal any plants from me. apparently my last name has something to do with my ancestors coming from a place that grew hops though, and hops=beer=awesome. so, there's that. i could get these nobles drunk on beer and then you could steal some more of their plants. it'd be pretty sweet. anyway, cool plants man.

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posted by help im a bear on December 17th, 2007 1:27 PM

i want to vote for this epic beard conversation going on

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posted by visivo on December 17th, 2007 11:52 PM

Oh deer sweet and merciful. What a lovely flowering on that pitcher!