Wal th' respeckable lady on th' right thar isn't no peekoolyarr tuh me but th' tramp on th' left, she shore is!! Fry mah hide! Whut in tarnation is she doin'? Lookin' all blawnd an' fabolous lak that. ah thunk she was in jail already! Dangit! Whare can Ah git mah hanz on a somethin' lak a shotgun...


An' who wars on overalls these days ennyway? Fry mah hide! So durn nineties...


Ah declare today that Ah am in opponency tah Hilton same as y'all. Yee-haw let's a-get 'er dun!