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Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 885 points
Last Logged In: December 31st, 2009
TEAM: Sockpuppets TEAM: ALL THINGS MEATIFUL!


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SF0 Jersey by Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing

May 11th, 2007 4:26 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Make a jersey to represent your SF0 team.

You may wish to sport the Jersey.

Finally, mail the jersey to:

Goodwill Thrift
ATTN: Donations
5461 Rte. 70
Pennsauken, NJ 08109

Thees i present tu yuoo es zee ooffffeeciel jersey ooff zee TEEM CRISIS. Veell yuoo jueen me-a in le-a tuoor de-a frunce-a? I theenk veet sooch etture-a ve-a veell injuy oooorselfes. Feefe-a les joones! Bork Bork Bork!

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posted by Burn Unit on May 11th, 2007 5:21 PM

That would be so effing cool. I bet renowned cyclist Ian Kizu-Blair would wear that in a heartbeat. So, how did you get it printed? Was it like a Cafe Press thing? Or did you hand paint it? And have you mailed it yet? Man, you could probably sell those suckers to all kinds of HC players.

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posted by Darkaardvark on May 11th, 2007 6:55 PM

I thought it was photoshopped, judging by the yellow box around "Humanitarian Crisis." But I will admit it does look cool.

Good design, however...
posted by Ziggy C. on May 11th, 2007 8:45 PM

This is most definitely photoshopped, unless you intentionally put that box around Humanitarian Crisis, and more importantly, intentionally printed the entire graphic off-center.

Judging by the zipper, the mannequin is turned. If this was indeed authentic, the text would be curved or slightly diagonal. Even if it was intentionally printed off center, the letters are still freakishly straight; too straight to be on a curved body.

Sorry. =\

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posted by Burn Unit on May 11th, 2007 10:07 PM

Oh jayzus keerist you guys! I've been using photoshop since version 1.0.
I was just trying to drop a hint...

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posted by Jackie H on May 12th, 2007 12:59 PM

i think this jersey is awesome and i hope you make it. mostly, though, i love the swedish chef!

boy i sure am picky
posted by Cthulhu Kitty on May 15th, 2007 7:02 PM

but, i do believe part of this task entails mailing the jersey to Goodwill... hard to do if it's not real...

Boo for submiting a half completed task.
posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on May 19th, 2007 3:11 PM

FLAG!