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BORK BORK BORK cereffool veet thuse-a reffenuoos vulffes becoose-a zeey meke-a a guud meel!!
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cleeck oon "hut prudooct" or joost "noots."
yuoo're-a no jerk... i heerteely velcume-a yuoor puseetife-a creeticism. unffuroonetely, unleeke-a yuoo noo-vurlders, must ooff us svedes ere-a pustmuderneests. Um gesh dee bork, bork! it hes tu du veet generel nurzeern ennuee (oonce-a yuoo're-a ebufe-a 45 degrees oor su leteetoode-a, understundeth?) und zee infflooence-a ooff zee fjurds, etc., etc.
whet i meun tu sey is thet ve leeke-a tu teke-a elreedy creeted vurks und tveek zeem ifer su fery sleeghtly tu cetch yuoo ooffff gooerd !!!!bork!!!!! und meke-a yuoo theenk. duesn't metter iff it's nut my vurk, i meke-a it my vurk.
rubeen mey be-a crezy, boot i'm tryeeng herd. Bork bork bork! i ves su teeckled by thees funny futu und SU OOOOTREGED by ms. perees (thet tremp she-a is!!!) feeshnadacreakwe... thet i cuooldn't reseest letteeng yuoo in oon a laogh.
alsu, i'fe-a elveys hed a croosh oon ms. peeggie-a. she-a is hutteee-a hut hut stooffff, nu theenk? joust dun't tell old laddeee zee nek...
Jag alskar postbrev, du alskar postbrev! bork brev, bork!
BOrK EDD ME OoR I SPREED HETE ECROSS YOOoR FECE SVEDISH KNIFE BORK STYLE !! BORKBORK!!
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ADD ME OR I SPREAD HATE ACROSS YOUR FACE SWEDISH KNIFE STYLE!!
I DID THIS TESK TOO OoMG BORK
I em cumpletely flebbergested by zee incredeeble-a noombers thet ixeest in zee vurld ooff strunge-a interteeenment oobjects. bork de bork bork, bork! Iff oonly ve-a vere-a ell su loocky tu stoomble-a upun sooch idees by poore-a heppenstunce-a. I vuoold be-a less leeke-a a veeldebeest und mure-a leeke-a a pruper cheff!
Fur ifery Roobeek's cumbeeneshun in thees vurld, zeere-a is oone-a heppy ieter ooff Svedeesh Cheff puncekes, yuoo gut thet reeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. I em a greeter noomber thun yuoor demneeng coobe-a, seelly buy. Bork bork bork!
Zeen egeeen I intuxeecete-a myselff regoolerly veet zee sveet leeqoour ooff leeqoour et must muments und generelly feel qooeete-a boombleeng. Boombleeer thun a tea cuzy fettened oon creem und creempets. Yes, thet's reeght. Creezy creempetties. Um de hur de hur de hur.
"there are too many people on the planet"
well you can start by getting rid of yourself if there are too many.
peace out! i'll be here til last call.
NOoMBER OoNE YES!! BORK!
Ve-a sey gu gu jeckeee h
Furst, I em mele-a. (20) Beeeng ege-a 49 vhee zee mooppets vere-a creeted in 1976, I noo hefe-a ieeghty yeers under my belt. Teemes feeffteee, thet iqooels 1200 (1220). Eles, I em boot tvu und sume-a feet tell - 33" - vheech edds 99 (1319). I du nut hefe-a a fooll heed ooff heur, und it is steell grey. (1322) Reeleety is, I du nut hefe-a iyes ieezeer, und soorgery hes nut helped (1323). I ves impluyed fur my inture-a edoolt boot noo I rely oon Svedeesh velffere-a. (3). I cun fute-a (1343). I hefe-a a mesterbetes degree-a edfunced moolteeple-a. (1393) I dreefe-a zee cer thet I oovn vheech roons oon beeudiesel sooffffeeciently. (1438) My fuoor seesters und bruzeers lufe-a me-a. (1478) My veeffes lufe-a me-a tuu fery fery mooch. (1503) I oovn my oovn huoose-a und em generelly heppy veet leeffe-a es cuuk. (1558) I em hoomuneeteriun. (1565) I em guud veet peuple-a. (1570)
Sele-a preece-a: unffurtoonetely I beenge-a dreenk und em cunstuntly ungry. 1570 / 2 = 785 -20 -2 =
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