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Work is So Strange by Rin Brooker
May 3rd, 2010 2:38 AM
I do not have a job. A lot of what I do when I'm not busy is sleep. I sleep so much because I never sleep without dreaming and all of my dreams are lucid. So, while I am hardly ever very well rested it's actually a lot of fun.
The most interesting dream I had this week went like this:
It started with the Pokemon theme song, but a little warped because every Pokemon in it was a Dragonite.
When they stopped. I was trying to hide from the Nazis in a city by flying from rooftop to rooftop when they weren't looking but it was hard because I kept growing and soon the roofs started breaking when I landed on them. But then a huge army of every cat in the world invaded from over the hill so I turned into a white cat with rainbow colored ankles and helped them take over.
Then I spotted two of my friends, the hero(I don't know what from I just knew he was the hero) and Byakuya from Bleach. so I went over and teamed up with them. I guess at this point I wasn't a cat anymore. The hero was poisoned. We could tell because his shoulders and his horse were flashing blue. And Byakuya thought we should just kill him now so he didn't slow us down but we were all feeling a little tired so we decided to all take a nap to think on it. So we cuddled together by the orange car in the cave to go to sleep. Before I went to sleep the hero asked me why I didn't marry him. I told him it was because "You're too romantic. All I want is a man who can change colors to match my outfit... your emotions are not fashionable"
In my dream in my dream I was house sitting a mansion with my neighbor Becca. It was strange though cause it kept shape shifting when we left a room. We found this out when we left the kitchen before we were done making dinner but when we tried to go back we ended up in a disco club - which then lead to an underwater garage instead of the hall where we had been. It was pretty random. We decided to go back to our room but ended up in a swampy "worst restaurant ever" where we were served a 5 course meal by the fates. It actually tasted pretty good.
Then my alarm went off and it was time to get off the couch and go to class.
The most interesting dream I had this week went like this:
It started with the Pokemon theme song, but a little warped because every Pokemon in it was a Dragonite.
When they stopped. I was trying to hide from the Nazis in a city by flying from rooftop to rooftop when they weren't looking but it was hard because I kept growing and soon the roofs started breaking when I landed on them. But then a huge army of every cat in the world invaded from over the hill so I turned into a white cat with rainbow colored ankles and helped them take over.
Then I spotted two of my friends, the hero(I don't know what from I just knew he was the hero) and Byakuya from Bleach. so I went over and teamed up with them. I guess at this point I wasn't a cat anymore. The hero was poisoned. We could tell because his shoulders and his horse were flashing blue. And Byakuya thought we should just kill him now so he didn't slow us down but we were all feeling a little tired so we decided to all take a nap to think on it. So we cuddled together by the orange car in the cave to go to sleep. Before I went to sleep the hero asked me why I didn't marry him. I told him it was because "You're too romantic. All I want is a man who can change colors to match my outfit... your emotions are not fashionable"
In my dream in my dream I was house sitting a mansion with my neighbor Becca. It was strange though cause it kept shape shifting when we left a room. We found this out when we left the kitchen before we were done making dinner but when we tried to go back we ended up in a disco club - which then lead to an underwater garage instead of the hall where we had been. It was pretty random. We decided to go back to our room but ended up in a swampy "worst restaurant ever" where we were served a 5 course meal by the fates. It actually tasted pretty good.
Then my alarm went off and it was time to get off the couch and go to class.
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posted by Sombrero Guy on May 3rd, 2010 4:01 AM
I've had my fair share of weird dreams, although I don't dream very much (at least, not ones I remember).
I have done this as well a few times, although I never wrote it up.
posted by Sardonicus Tweed on May 16th, 2010 7:33 AM
I'm not sure why, but this whole sequence reminds me of Axe Cop.
posted by Rin Brooker on May 16th, 2010 10:19 PM
Wow. Yeah that is basically a good example of how my dreams go. O_o
posted by David Hayman on June 23rd, 2010 8:44 AM
I once turned into a giant and milked a really big zebra the size of my house with udders to feed starving puppies.
Sleeping is one of the best things ever. Especially when intense dreaming is involved! Now I want a task where people tell their dreams. I'm gonna add it and hope it gets approved!