Trespassing by Roswald Burkenstein
August 22nd, 2008 11:16 PMAfter scanning the perimeter and finding no good windows to break in around back where noone could see, we realized that the front door had no handle (big surprise). We navigated the house by our cellphones at first, then returned to my house for flashlights, only to break in once again. We also wore funny looking sunglasses to fool the popo in case we were caught.
Lone Survivor.jpg
This man was apparently the only one left to tell the tale of what had gone down in this house.
strange substance
One can only speculate what the powdery substance was that we found on the carpet.
The Stairs
When we first opened the door to the basement stairs we heard a faint rustling sound. We figured that it was a wild animal and opted against going down the stairs. But upon our return with the flashlights we were ready to traverse the ominous stairway.
The Basement
The rustling sound turned out to be only the dripping of water from a leaky pipe (I know, right?)... as you can see the basement was a cesspool of crap.
The Bar
I noticed the empty bar scene, reminiscent of the bar in Stephen King's "The Shining"... well, not really.
Open for Business
Since the bar seemed to be in a good location to open up business I took a cash register from the floor of the basement and set it up on the bar:ready for a massive influx of customers.
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We found some old moldy clothes that were probably infested with bed bugs. Oh, and something that resembled one of the torture devices from Saw. Went well with the rest of the basement.
I'd go to that bar. It's got ambience (best pronounced with a French accent).






That looks like a fine crap cesspool. Did you find anything in there b'sides the cash register?