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Raizekiel Malbrandt
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Puns of the Navarone by Raizekiel Malbrandt, JC Stade

April 10th, 2009 12:08 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Create a real world version of a pun, word play, or bad joke.

This one has been in the making for a while. A long while actually, since before Stade went to the hospital. We put a lot of hard work into this one (not really, we just had his mom make us a chicken suit and made some cheeseburgers.) Enjoy!


Contrary to what the timestamps say, it is not the year 2004. Just so everyone knows.

So guys, here's the question:

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!?

- smaller

Enter: Chicken

Enter: Chicken

Here is our victim, Stade.


Enter: Cheeseburglarizer

Enter: Cheeseburglarizer

I made him do it... With dat face...


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You know what's coming...


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It's like he was born to do this. Note the majestic plumage, the fiery crest, the look of pure dominance on his razor sharp beak.


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Cocktail anyone? ...I think that counts as a pun within a pun...


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The view from his side of the busy highway *cough* I mean road. Gotta love that steely gray Alaskan sky hovering over the heavy equipment rental shop.


Chicken-Stade, Transform and Roll Out!

Chicken-Stade, Transform and Roll Out!

And here we have a chicken crossing a road.


So, Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

So, Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

TO GET TO THE CHEESEBURGER!


Of Course, He Can't Let it Go to Waste

Of Course, He Can't Let it Go to Waste

i still think it would have been funnier to have him cross the road for fried chicken...


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I wish he would wear this more often...



16 vote(s)

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Rin Brooker

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Poisøn Lake

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Kendra Mctits

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Theo Playfoot

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Waldo Cheerio

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teucer

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Tøm

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Jellybean of Thark

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Ben Yamiin

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Goddess of Doom and Thievery

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Aja Emery Allen

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Charlie Fish

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kiri ma

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Rachel Clark

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Eidhnean entwines

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SNORLAX


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7 comment(s)

(no subject)
posted by Poisøn Lake on April 10th, 2009 12:32 AM

used appropriately, that chicken suit could get you a zero.

(no subject)
posted by Raizekiel Malbrandt on April 10th, 2009 12:42 AM

HA! I would personally choose something different, such as a horse.

Wow, Did Not Expect That
posted by Waldo Cheerio on April 10th, 2009 2:12 PM

The chicken suit is so good, weird, and surprising that I'm voting for teh lulz.

(no subject) +1
posted by teucer on April 10th, 2009 3:13 PM

...It's funny. In your real-world version, it stops being a bad joke.

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posted by Minch on April 10th, 2009 11:26 PM

Bjorn, complete the task and tell us.

B-kaaaaak!
posted by Charlie Fish on April 23rd, 2009 9:39 AM

Clucking funny.

(no subject)
posted by Rachel Clark on May 11th, 2009 4:50 PM

LMFAO! Stade the chicken....won't forget that one any time soon....xD