Physical Mail:
Capital One credit card offer
Bank of America credit card offer
2 American Express credit card offers
Some weird subscribe to a magazine and get free airline points thing

I have credit cards so I guess they all know it.

Junk Email:
(2x) Two week college degree
Porno mag
Find Foreclosed property
(3x) Xanax/Valium/Ambien type drugs
(3x) House loan offer
Weight loss pills
(2x) Stock market offer
(3x) Love pills!
Mortgage refinance
Cheap medicine
Free Online Seminar
Private Date Finder - No one will know!

The junk email drives me crazy because I'm not impotent, overweight, or mentally unstable. I also already have a degree and don't want a house and I can find my own dates thank you very much!