As a mellon it is normally my role to either produce seeds, sow a new mellon to grow; or I can perhaps be found getting eaten by man or bird. The weirdest thing that happened to me at work is I had a vacuum cleaner hose shoved in my "mellon" and A cigarette butt put intradermally: boy what a hell of a buzz I tell ya, they turned on the vacuum and the nicotine sucked through my cappilaries. Woah what a rush. Whew, phew and boy oh hue. What ya gonna do? poo? Lou, who? Booh! Boo! coo. WOOOOOOOOOO. Shoo! Shoe! You.