Well, I looked in the fridge to find out what kinds of condiments I had. I found plenty of sour cream and cottage cheese containers, but none of them spoke to me. Then I checked the lunchmeat drawer and found a jar of ranch dressing. I have no clue how it got there. I rescued it and set it on the top shelf to be able to use it later.

(Or to examine it more closely and decide it needs to be tossed. I haven't decided.)