A histogram-like graph expressing my desires to have (above the age line) and to avoid (below the age line) throughout my life so far. As you can see, like most people my teen years were sort of lousy, but college and grad school are making up for it.



A rather more diagram-like graph of my general desires. Strangely enough, I appear to have achieved most of my ultimate desires (darker colored boxes) while missing the petty little things I thought were necessary to get the big stuff.

I still want to be a notorious, successful psychologist with an hourglass figure, though.