I work at a local news station and Jim Belushi came in to promote some bullshit, blah blah blah. I just happened to take a piss in the stall next to him, while many of my senses were clueing me in that he was taking a massive shit. I finish up and head to the sink. He flushes, comes out of the stall, and walks right by me. Out the door. The motherfucker didn't wash his hands. He just smiled and smeared his filth all over the door handle. I can almost understand doing it when no one is around. But I looked right at him. He knew good and well what he was doing. I quickly dried off my hands, used my foot to open the door, and followed him out into the news room where he proceeded to shake everyone's hand.