Mal: I am being used. And that's okay. My good friend Heavy Mind searched and scanned the tasks for his grand debut, and insisted that the only one which gave him cause for action was this, a level two. But, Ted and I had an itch to make our own little clothing line for the U of A, so it all works out. Expect two more products and tales, but what follows is the first-hand account of slick Rick's first task.

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Heavy Mind: Mal (super mean) had told me he would sponsor me on the level 2 task if it would get me playing, but on the condition that the shirt we made would be gifted to the other. I took a couple of days to come up with a good "U of A" slogan, and even tried calling the rest of the team, but Ted (super fly) didn't answer, and Mal, on the subject of the task, would only quote unhelpful Rollins stand-up. Hence, his reward: 'Life is paint. I want to be insane'.



Execution day, we entered the thrift store, humbly, on our mission. Well, missions. Besides finding a shirt, we had also resolved not to buy several unnecessary suits, especially purple ones. We were successful on both counts. We hunted and found our weapon of choice - a simple button down shirt from the 3 dollar rack, priced at six dollars because, we were told, of the brand on the label. We grabbed some interior spray paint from a nearby hardware store, went back to the Bad Factory and began to plot our stencils.

After two grueling, cardboard-cutting hours, we set out to paint in the circulating air. The sky clear, and the weather warm, we placed the stencil atop the shirt and sprayed the blackness upon it. For my project, that was that. It was insisted that I wait for the final touch, an intricate stencil of the Aesthmetics' seal, which, knowing Mal, will be finished just before this round [era] ends. [you bastard]

Anyway, I'm pretty proud of my finished design, and seeing the plans for my renumeration, am eagerly anticipating its delivery. I kind of want to put mine out there now, get some feedback. [it's points you want, you scrubber] {okay, you know what, watch your mouth}

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Mal: So we have one completion, and two more to come. I personally tweaked an awesome Flannery O'Connor reference, but to each his own. {you're the scrubber if anyone is, mate. I don't see your shirt done yet} Ted's going to take a day off work and lay his out, maybe he'll help me with my second coat later this week.