10 + 21 points
Death Kava by Eris Discordia
April 11th, 2010 9:33 PM
Ugh. Not my favorite task. Thankfully, it was fairly easy for me to find something that frightened me to consume. I have a deep and abiding fear and hatred for bananas. And algae. I found a drink that combined both of those things into one beverage, along with apple, kiwi, mango, Brocolli, spinich, grass, artichoke, and some other stuff. It was green. Like "Exorcist girl puking" green. And - grainy looking.

Mr. Stinky Pants and I agreed that only a small glass would suffice (since we didn't want me to hurl green ick all over the carpet!).


It smelled revolting. And It looked like concentrated Gross-ness. Grainy, concentrated, evil beverage disguised as "healthful". It was time. Game face on. Bring it!

Had to stop halfway. It was that bad. Bananas and algae, do not a tasty drink make!

And Mr. Stinky Pants insisted that I finish, the fiend! Here goes round 2, but who shall be victorius? My stomach & fortitude, or the planty almost-gooey thing assaulting my taste buds?

It was a close call, but I managed to keep it all down! VICTORY IS MINE! Now, more Mountain Dew. Gargled. I may need some mouth wash too...

Was it worth it? We'll see, only time will tell. For now, my sense of taste is in serious need of some therapy. And I keep having algae-banana burps.

Mr. Stinky Pants and I agreed that only a small glass would suffice (since we didn't want me to hurl green ick all over the carpet!).


It smelled revolting. And It looked like concentrated Gross-ness. Grainy, concentrated, evil beverage disguised as "healthful". It was time. Game face on. Bring it!

Had to stop halfway. It was that bad. Bananas and algae, do not a tasty drink make!

And Mr. Stinky Pants insisted that I finish, the fiend! Here goes round 2, but who shall be victorius? My stomach & fortitude, or the planty almost-gooey thing assaulting my taste buds?

It was a close call, but I managed to keep it all down! VICTORY IS MINE! Now, more Mountain Dew. Gargled. I may need some mouth wash too...

Was it worth it? We'll see, only time will tell. For now, my sense of taste is in serious need of some therapy. And I keep having algae-banana burps.
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posted by Eris Discordia on April 12th, 2010 3:24 PM
Mr. Stinky Pants should be posting his shortly.
posted by Markov Walker on April 13th, 2010 8:39 AM
Chasing that with Mountain Dew seems a little like chasing vomit with urine. Though I'm guessing urine doesn't taste so bad if you've just ingested vomit.
posted by teucer on April 13th, 2010 8:03 PM
It took me until my second read-through to realize the last photo wasn't the big reveal of what you'd been drinking the whole time. (I know some people who really, really, really hate on the Dew.)
posted by Picø ҉ ØwO on April 14th, 2010 10:25 AM
i'm pretty sure it's this, or some off-brand equivalent:
posted by Eris Discordia on April 14th, 2010 11:37 AM
You are correct Sir! Well done.
I stand by my statement that this is one of the most revolting beverages known to man. Mr. Stinky Pants and my boyfriend disagree. They are wrong.
Hey Eris where is Mr. Stinky pantses one. I saw what he got for this task and I demand a praxis for it!