I uploaded my mug shot

I erected myself in front of an image capture device long enough to have a 2 dimensional, high resolution reconstruction of myself in the forms of 0s and 1s.

Shocking things have happened in SF0 land! There has been a kidnapping! Cunning Linguist fell victim to a super sekrit plot and was held for three days. The fact that kidnapping victims in this game must be willing did not keep the perpetrators from ...

I made a tote bag for use as a diaper bag for my sister-in-law: In the beginning there was fabric. And tissue paper. On the first day, scissors were used. And lots of sharp, tiny pins. And then there were irregular hexagons. Pre...

I was the official photographer :) Thus eliminating all photographic evidence of myself.

During a recent ambush... of sorts, (and I'm not entirely sure how this happened), someone volunteered me for this task. Not being one to turn down a good spanking, I obliged. So many people lashed me and a few also snapped some pics, so this w...

I brought SF0 to New York! Via homemade stickers and the help of a NYer co-conspirator. We canvassed the Village, Central Park, Midtown, Uptown, and the top of the Empire States building! On the 86th floor of the Empire States Building Su...

This might get the big red X, maybe in part because it's technically illegal... we'll see. I have to preface my finding w/ a bit of background. I'm by no means of advocate of drugs, I would never push, encourage or even subtly suggest that anyb...

EquivalenZ has ambushed Oliver X with overwhelming numbers. Over the last month, we've sent him close to a million digits worth of numbers including encoded messages, irrational numbers, and huge random sequences. Since Oliver X is in MN and most...

Title: Paint Me Wanted: An equation savvy physicist or mathist or sadist to cover my naked body with formulae using non permanent ink. If you want to get really kinky you could go parametric or cylindrical on my coordinates. Or integrate my Gaus...