15 points
Personal Ads 1 by Frances Sharp
July 19th, 2006 12:11 AM
Car Flirting (2002 ish) - m4w
Reply to: pers-183619613@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 10:20PM PDT
Long shot, but about 4 years ago, I saw you, cute, blond driving across the bay bridge...we were about to exchange phone numbers to talk when you got stopped in traffic... (you may have wrecked, I'm not sure what happened) just as you got to the end of the lower deck on the bay bridge...think you were driving a light blue / silver sedan. I was in a sedan also (gold or black, not sure which one now)
hope I didn't cause you to wreck...and I often wonder where it would have gone...
* this is in or around Bay Bridge
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183619613
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You killed my joy - w4m
Reply to: pers-183422897@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 11:13AM PDT
This is to A. From J. Make no mistake.
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183422897
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LIFE PARTNER WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 37 (hercules, pinole, san pablo, el sob)
Reply to: pers-183585339@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 5:41PM PDT
37 YEARS YOUNG! LOVE THE ALL GOOD THINGS LIFE HAS TO OFFER. OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES, MUSIC, DANCING, WINE, FOOD, COOKING, MOVIES, THE ARTS, FAMILY AND FRIENDS, MY JOB. ON A SCALE OF 1-10 IN TERMS OF HAPPINESS, I AM A 9, LOOKS A 9, FINANCIAL SECURITY 7, INTEGRITY A 10. AS MY TITLE STATES, I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SHARE MY LIFE WITH.- NOT ONE NIGHT STANDS. I AM LATINA, RAISED IN THE BAY AREA. I CAN BE A LITTLE CRUNCHY ON A BACKPACKING TRIP OR LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS IN A GOWN AND HIGH HEELS. I AM SELF SUFFICIENT AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD MAN AT MY SIDE. PLEASE RESPOND WITH PIC AND I WILL DO THE SAME.
LOVE AND PEACE!
b
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183585339
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lame girl seeks equally lame boy - 28
Reply to: pers-183229410@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-17, 8:18PM PDT
so, i think what i'm really looking for is a nice boy to go to the zoo with to watch the monkeys throw poo at each other.
i don't have any diseases, well, except rabies, but you can only get that if i bite you and then vomit in it. i will try really really hard NOT to do that, but i can't guarantee anything.
in summary, if you like legal books from 18th century france, i'm your girl!
* this is in or around mission
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183229410
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Who needs Craigslist? - m4w - 29 (haight ashbury)
Reply to: pers-183554106@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 4:11PM PDT
Everybody knows that meeting people in bars is so much better. In a bar, there might be ten or twenty people looking to hook up, compared with the hundreds who will read an ad on Craigslist. But that's ok, because only ugly people need the numbers on their side, right?
Who wants to exchange a few emails? You run the risk of finding out that you have something in common with the person, and thinking of them as a human being. It's so much easier to get to know someone over the loud music, and jostling crowd anyway! That way, it doesn't matter if you are hitting on a Republican or a felon, because you'll never find out....
Every guy would rather go home with some random girl from a bar, just to wait until they are in the thick of it to find out that she's got some crazy gross fetish, or that she's a friend's roomate. You just don't get that kind of spontaneity when you meet people online, right?
And who can pass up drunken, late-night sex? Just think about it, he's fumbling, she's fumbling, it's late, you're both tired, he's thinking about the cute girl who left the bar early with some other guy, she's wondering if she left the light on in the hallway, and he's thinking man, I shouldn't have had that last shot of Jaeger, she's wondering if the cute guy at the end of the bar was gay or just metrosexual. What were we doing again? Oh yeah, drunken sex.
And everyone loves to wake up, hung over, to someone next to us who's not quite as hot as we remember, who we can't completely remember fucking. In fact, the only thing we can remember is when they sprung their weird fetish on us. And their name starts with S... or R. Or C. S? Maybe. Damn headache.
This hot, smart, tall, fit, 29 year old guy would take a cute, fit, internet hookup over a random drunken hookup anytime. Interested?
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183554106
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re: Mr Right ( You've all been wrong so far )
Reply to: pers-183547022@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 3:52PM PDT
hmm...
you must search yourself for what you are looking for.
you will never find mr right if you are miss wrong.
change is hard for all...
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183547022
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Attention Bicyclist on Sansome @ 5 PM (financial district)
Reply to: pers-183619465@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 10:21PM PDT
Since you obviously slept through this part of driver's ed, allow me to point out that red lights apply to two-wheeled vehicles as well as four. Pedestrians in the crosswalk are not obstacles to go around, they're the other reason you stop for red lights. Just because some wannabe yuppie on a cell phone drove through the red doesn't mean you get to follow him. You were not drafting the route car at the Tour de France, you were commuting home to whatever den of upper-middle-class pissantry you kid yourself into thinking you live in (in truth, you merely exist as a caution to others). And to correct the deficiency in your physics class attentiveness, I will also remind you that the weight of an adult person on a bicycle moving at 10 MPH will cause injuries when it hits another adult person going 2 MPH in the crosswise direction. Be damn glad I noticed you in time. I know insurance lawyers.
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183619465
Reply to: pers-183619613@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 10:20PM PDT
Long shot, but about 4 years ago, I saw you, cute, blond driving across the bay bridge...we were about to exchange phone numbers to talk when you got stopped in traffic... (you may have wrecked, I'm not sure what happened) just as you got to the end of the lower deck on the bay bridge...think you were driving a light blue / silver sedan. I was in a sedan also (gold or black, not sure which one now)
hope I didn't cause you to wreck...and I often wonder where it would have gone...
* this is in or around Bay Bridge
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183619613
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You killed my joy - w4m
Reply to: pers-183422897@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 11:13AM PDT
This is to A. From J. Make no mistake.
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183422897
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LIFE PARTNER WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 37 (hercules, pinole, san pablo, el sob)
Reply to: pers-183585339@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 5:41PM PDT
37 YEARS YOUNG! LOVE THE ALL GOOD THINGS LIFE HAS TO OFFER. OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES, MUSIC, DANCING, WINE, FOOD, COOKING, MOVIES, THE ARTS, FAMILY AND FRIENDS, MY JOB. ON A SCALE OF 1-10 IN TERMS OF HAPPINESS, I AM A 9, LOOKS A 9, FINANCIAL SECURITY 7, INTEGRITY A 10. AS MY TITLE STATES, I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SHARE MY LIFE WITH.- NOT ONE NIGHT STANDS. I AM LATINA, RAISED IN THE BAY AREA. I CAN BE A LITTLE CRUNCHY ON A BACKPACKING TRIP OR LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS IN A GOWN AND HIGH HEELS. I AM SELF SUFFICIENT AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD MAN AT MY SIDE. PLEASE RESPOND WITH PIC AND I WILL DO THE SAME.
LOVE AND PEACE!
b
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183585339
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lame girl seeks equally lame boy - 28
Reply to: pers-183229410@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-17, 8:18PM PDT
so, i think what i'm really looking for is a nice boy to go to the zoo with to watch the monkeys throw poo at each other.
i don't have any diseases, well, except rabies, but you can only get that if i bite you and then vomit in it. i will try really really hard NOT to do that, but i can't guarantee anything.
in summary, if you like legal books from 18th century france, i'm your girl!
* this is in or around mission
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183229410
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Who needs Craigslist? - m4w - 29 (haight ashbury)
Reply to: pers-183554106@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 4:11PM PDT
Everybody knows that meeting people in bars is so much better. In a bar, there might be ten or twenty people looking to hook up, compared with the hundreds who will read an ad on Craigslist. But that's ok, because only ugly people need the numbers on their side, right?
Who wants to exchange a few emails? You run the risk of finding out that you have something in common with the person, and thinking of them as a human being. It's so much easier to get to know someone over the loud music, and jostling crowd anyway! That way, it doesn't matter if you are hitting on a Republican or a felon, because you'll never find out....
Every guy would rather go home with some random girl from a bar, just to wait until they are in the thick of it to find out that she's got some crazy gross fetish, or that she's a friend's roomate. You just don't get that kind of spontaneity when you meet people online, right?
And who can pass up drunken, late-night sex? Just think about it, he's fumbling, she's fumbling, it's late, you're both tired, he's thinking about the cute girl who left the bar early with some other guy, she's wondering if she left the light on in the hallway, and he's thinking man, I shouldn't have had that last shot of Jaeger, she's wondering if the cute guy at the end of the bar was gay or just metrosexual. What were we doing again? Oh yeah, drunken sex.
And everyone loves to wake up, hung over, to someone next to us who's not quite as hot as we remember, who we can't completely remember fucking. In fact, the only thing we can remember is when they sprung their weird fetish on us. And their name starts with S... or R. Or C. S? Maybe. Damn headache.
This hot, smart, tall, fit, 29 year old guy would take a cute, fit, internet hookup over a random drunken hookup anytime. Interested?
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183554106
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re: Mr Right ( You've all been wrong so far )
Reply to: pers-183547022@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 3:52PM PDT
hmm...
you must search yourself for what you are looking for.
you will never find mr right if you are miss wrong.
change is hard for all...
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183547022
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Attention Bicyclist on Sansome @ 5 PM (financial district)
Reply to: pers-183619465@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-18, 10:21PM PDT
Since you obviously slept through this part of driver's ed, allow me to point out that red lights apply to two-wheeled vehicles as well as four. Pedestrians in the crosswalk are not obstacles to go around, they're the other reason you stop for red lights. Just because some wannabe yuppie on a cell phone drove through the red doesn't mean you get to follow him. You were not drafting the route car at the Tour de France, you were commuting home to whatever den of upper-middle-class pissantry you kid yourself into thinking you live in (in truth, you merely exist as a caution to others). And to correct the deficiency in your physics class attentiveness, I will also remind you that the weight of an adult person on a bicycle moving at 10 MPH will cause injuries when it hits another adult person going 2 MPH in the crosswise direction. Be damn glad I noticed you in time. I know insurance lawyers.
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
183619465
