I used lyrics from "Mr. Grinch"... 'tis the season!


You're a mean one, Mr. balloonfish
You really are a lordship.
You're as cuddly as a continental breakfast, you're as charming as an eel.
You red cent me, Mr. Grinch.
You're a visually handicapped person with a greasy black peel.
You are a three decker common soldier and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
Your heart's a dead bolt cutter filled with modly purple spots.
You've got overenthusiastic garlic in your soul.
Given the chance between the two of you, I'd take the feline distemper
You're the king of sinful grape.