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Contents of a Character's Wallet by Glenda Agendacide
January 29th, 2007 3:01 AM
Video and photographs of all items contained within purse are below.
CONTENTS OF PURSE:
1 digital camera
1 notebook
1 pack of cigarettes (10 sticks of Winston Lights, unsmoked)
1 sunglass case (containing 1 pair of sunglasses and 1 cleaning cloth)
1 pair of IPod headphones
1 receipt for convenience store
1 receipt for grocery store
1 book of matches
1 coupon for pasta sauce
1 cellphone
3 lighters
ONE KEYRING IN PURSE, CONTAINING:
1 building key
1 apartment key
1 office key
1 mailbox key
1 car key
1 boyfriend's apartment buzzer
1 car device
1 BMI-branded lanyard
1 lanyard made by boyfriend in Boy Scouts as a youth
1 tchotchke keychain from Greenpoint Technologies
ONE MAKEUP BAG IN PURSE, CONTAINING:
4 lip glosses
1 cheek stain/liquid blush
1 tube of acne treatment
3 lip liner pencils
3 mascaras (2 black, 1 clear)
1 eyebrow gel tube
1 eyeshadow (gold)
1 eye liner pencil (black)
1 tube of lipstick
2 lip liner pencil sharpeners
1 undereye concealer
1 dental floss
2 brushes for powdered eyeliner
2 backup contact lenses (1 left, 1 right)
1 teeth whitener with extraneous cover
ONE WALLET IN PURSE, CONTAINING THE FOLLOWING CONTENTS:
3 bank-issued debit cards
1 credit card
3 rewards cards (electronics store, grocery store, books & music store)
1 office keycard
1 medical insurance card
1 dental insurance card
1 business card for doctor
1 rewards keyfob (electronics store)
1 Dodgeball.com reference card
1 gift card
16 Technorati.com stickers (unused)
1 business card for EmilyStrange.com
1 book of stamps (half-used, total of 8)
1 WordPress.com/.org sticker (unused)
1 wrapper for chopsticks (WTF?)
1 New York State driver's license
1 New York City MTA Metrocard
1 $20 bill
1 $10 bill
1 receipt to auto parts store
1 receipt to the California Department of Motor Vehicles
1 receipt to grocery store
2 bank receipts
1 convenience store receipt
1 State of California interim driver's license
1 parking lot claim ticket
WHAT COULD BE INFERRED FROM THE PRECEEDING:
- I am drowning in lip gloss.
- I spend most of my money on Lemon-Lime Gatorade.
- I am new to California, having just left New York.
- I carry very little cash and have too many bank accounts.
I believe that none of these things are true.
ONE THING TO ADD, AND WHY:
I randomly found a Gloria Estefan poker chip in my luggage once. I didn't go to Vegas. I carry it around to keep a sense of humor and to remind myself to embrace strange events and happenings that find their way to you. Pictures below. It would either be this, or a socket wrench, but that would add weight to what I'm carrying around all the time.
CONTENTS OF PURSE:
1 digital camera
1 notebook
1 pack of cigarettes (10 sticks of Winston Lights, unsmoked)
1 sunglass case (containing 1 pair of sunglasses and 1 cleaning cloth)
1 pair of IPod headphones
1 receipt for convenience store
1 receipt for grocery store
1 book of matches
1 coupon for pasta sauce
1 cellphone
3 lighters
ONE KEYRING IN PURSE, CONTAINING:
1 building key
1 apartment key
1 office key
1 mailbox key
1 car key
1 boyfriend's apartment buzzer
1 car device
1 BMI-branded lanyard
1 lanyard made by boyfriend in Boy Scouts as a youth
1 tchotchke keychain from Greenpoint Technologies
ONE MAKEUP BAG IN PURSE, CONTAINING:
4 lip glosses
1 cheek stain/liquid blush
1 tube of acne treatment
3 lip liner pencils
3 mascaras (2 black, 1 clear)
1 eyebrow gel tube
1 eyeshadow (gold)
1 eye liner pencil (black)
1 tube of lipstick
2 lip liner pencil sharpeners
1 undereye concealer
1 dental floss
2 brushes for powdered eyeliner
2 backup contact lenses (1 left, 1 right)
1 teeth whitener with extraneous cover
ONE WALLET IN PURSE, CONTAINING THE FOLLOWING CONTENTS:
3 bank-issued debit cards
1 credit card
3 rewards cards (electronics store, grocery store, books & music store)
1 office keycard
1 medical insurance card
1 dental insurance card
1 business card for doctor
1 rewards keyfob (electronics store)
1 Dodgeball.com reference card
1 gift card
16 Technorati.com stickers (unused)
1 business card for EmilyStrange.com
1 book of stamps (half-used, total of 8)
1 WordPress.com/.org sticker (unused)
1 wrapper for chopsticks (WTF?)
1 New York State driver's license
1 New York City MTA Metrocard
1 $20 bill
1 $10 bill
1 receipt to auto parts store
1 receipt to the California Department of Motor Vehicles
1 receipt to grocery store
2 bank receipts
1 convenience store receipt
1 State of California interim driver's license
1 parking lot claim ticket
WHAT COULD BE INFERRED FROM THE PRECEEDING:
- I am drowning in lip gloss.
- I spend most of my money on Lemon-Lime Gatorade.
- I am new to California, having just left New York.
- I carry very little cash and have too many bank accounts.
I believe that none of these things are true.
ONE THING TO ADD, AND WHY:
I randomly found a Gloria Estefan poker chip in my luggage once. I didn't go to Vegas. I carry it around to keep a sense of humor and to remind myself to embrace strange events and happenings that find their way to you. Pictures below. It would either be this, or a socket wrench, but that would add weight to what I'm carrying around all the time.
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posted by Jason 7au on January 29th, 2007 9:07 PM
That's my guess.
Glenda, rock on the video. Since you're getting back into the game, I'm thinking maybe we should plan a day some weekend (maybe late February or mid-to-late March?) to do what Avidd Opolis once called a "raid" based off the MMO term for getting people together in one place to accomplish bigger things. Except in SF0 terms it means going out with other players to do lots of tasks.
Also, dumbass, you saw how I got busted by the cops for still having Illinois plates and license back a year and a half ago. Could my example not have taught you? :(
Very thorough.
Also, Gloria Estefan? Really? Weird. Its also strange that it has a sequence number on it.