With the Reverse Madlib Generator:

That Sinan droid has gone and fouled itself up again. Let me see if I can try to fix it. It seems to be the butcher's broom. Of course, we could just get a new one. That one over there seems to be class sporozoa. Oh, it'll be fine. If I could just get this colon cancer power converter to work. There, that's crumbum.

Maybe the dipodomys criticism about going to the Academy next year will pass. I'll show them once and for all what a great gallus gallus I'll be. I'll get to play with Wookiees and Ewoks and all sorts of Prout! Sure beats sitting here on these dakoities, doing nothing. Ewoks are somewhat smarter than the way my brakeage functions.