dramallama
-noun

1. a person who typically creates chaos and drama.
2. a llama with a tragic history.

I probably could have thought of a million witty things to put in here, but I really wanted to immortalize one of the stupid things I've already "coined." If I remembered jack shit from my linguistics classes, I would phonetically spell it, but since I can't, just remember your spanish skillz -- the ll makes a y sound. It's very important. Really.

If phillip m ever logged on he would probably be proud of my entry. But he doesn't.