25 + 50 points
The Art of Uselessness by Sardonicus Tweed
April 28th, 2009 6:48 PM
Ah, Brick (©®™, pat. pend.).
Brick is multi-functional, user-friendly, modular,
and best of all, quite heavy*. One feature of Brick that
users might wish to avoid constant use of, however,
is the macroabrasize callous/corn/skin remover.
However, there is no current Brick utility that can disable this incredibly useful and completely safe** feature. As a workaround, I constructed BrickStrap! for Brick(©®™, pat. pend.). BrickStrap! for Brick is a rugged, durable carrying device that is compatible with all standard Brick units***.
*Based on consumer trials.
**Statements not evaluated by the FDA
***Individual results may vary
Do not use Brick, BrickStrap! for Brick, or any other related components if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Improper handling of Brick and related products has been linked to concussion, loss of consciousness, and in rare cases, death. Consult a doctor to see if Brick is right for you.Erections lasting longer than four hours
Brick is multi-functional, user-friendly, modular,
and best of all, quite heavy*. One feature of Brick that
users might wish to avoid constant use of, however,
is the macroabrasize callous/corn/skin remover.
However, there is no current Brick utility that can disable this incredibly useful and completely safe** feature. As a workaround, I constructed BrickStrap! for Brick(©®™, pat. pend.). BrickStrap! for Brick is a rugged, durable carrying device that is compatible with all standard Brick units***.
*Based on consumer trials.
**Statements not evaluated by the FDA
***Individual results may vary
Do not use Brick, BrickStrap! for Brick, or any other related components if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Improper handling of Brick and related products has been linked to concussion, loss of consciousness, and in rare cases, death. Consult a doctor to see if Brick is right for you.
12 vote(s)
4
Rin Brooker
5Optical Dave
2Ben Yamiin
4Charlie Fish
5Jellybean of Thark
4Poisøn Lake
4anna one
5Mistress MeiMei
4Eidhnean entwines
3The Hammer
5LaughingBear
5Bex.
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posted by Waldo Cheerio on April 30th, 2009 1:55 AM
Now I need to go and task more in order to vote where votes are deserved.
posted by Sardonicus Tweed on April 29th, 2009 6:51 PM
Why, yes! BrickStrap! for Brick(©®™, pat. pend.) comes in a wide assortment of colors and patterns, including green*.
*Only at participating vendors.
posted by Mistress MeiMei on November 2nd, 2009 9:28 PM
wow. very original, well done completion. i think you deserve a lot more points for this... as such, i award you 5. but seriously nice job...
You've been saving up some cracking praxis!