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Sardonicus Tweed
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The Art of Uselessness by Sardonicus Tweed

April 28th, 2009 6:48 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Design and manufacture a Chindogu invention, that is, an invention that seems like something you would want, but is actually laughably useless and ridiculous.

Ah, Brick (©®™, pat. pend.).
Brick is multi-functional, user-friendly, modular,
and best of all, quite heavy*. One feature of Brick that
users might wish to avoid constant use of, however,
is the macroabrasize callous/corn/skin remover.


However, there is no current Brick utility that can disable this incredibly useful and completely safe** feature. As a workaround, I constructed BrickStrap! for Brick(©®™, pat. pend.). BrickStrap! for Brick is a rugged, durable carrying device that is compatible with all standard Brick units***.

*Based on consumer trials.
**Statements not evaluated by the FDA
***Individual results may vary
Do not use Brick, BrickStrap! for Brick, or any other related components if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Improper handling of Brick and related products has been linked to concussion, loss of consciousness, and in rare cases, death. Consult a doctor to see if Brick is right for you. Erections lasting longer than four hours

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12 vote(s)


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6 comment(s)

posted by Charlie Fish on April 29th, 2009 4:35 PM

You've been saving up some cracking praxis!

posted by Sardonicus Tweed on April 29th, 2009 4:50 PM

Why, thank you.

Cracking indeed, they broke my bank.
posted by Waldo Cheerio on April 30th, 2009 1:55 AM

Now I need to go and task more in order to vote where votes are deserved.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on April 29th, 2009 5:43 PM

Does it come in green?

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posted by Sardonicus Tweed on April 29th, 2009 6:51 PM

Why, yes! BrickStrap! for Brick(©®™, pat. pend.) comes in a wide assortment of colors and patterns, including green*.

*Only at participating vendors.

posted by Mistress MeiMei on November 2nd, 2009 9:28 PM

wow. very original, well done completion. i think you deserve a lot more points for this... as such, i award you 5. but seriously nice job...