I hit craigslist for this. I've perused CL personals before and after a while they all seem the same. Take these for example.

Please don't blame me if you fall asleep reading them and hit your head on the keyboard and get a bruise that is shaped like a spacebar.


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Where are you? - 30
Reply to: pers-184020014@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-19, 8:06PM PDT


Thirty year old looking for her soul mate, best friend and partner.
I am not looking for sex, I can have that if I want to and I am getting tired of it. I am just looking for someone ready to build and share something with me, someone to have fun, share mornings under the blankets, dinners with friends, taking it one step at the time and see where it will take us. I am not looking for someone to make me happy, I am already a very happy person with a much fulfilled life, I am just looking for that someone special to share it with.
If you feel the same, send me an email and describe yourself, inside and out.



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Where is Mr. Right? - 24
Reply to: pers-184048309@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-19, 9:49PM PDT

Where is Mr. Right? - 24

** MUST TAKE DATE COMPATIBILITY TEST :-p **

I am looking for a man who knows right from wrong and is willing to do what is right. A man who knows how to treat a woman with respect and can appreciate a strong woman who is not afraid to speak her mind. I am looking for a man who has his stuff together. Someone with values.

I love movies, music, reading, and a ton of other stuff. You will get someone who knows and values fidelity and truthfulness.

Active and fit...love to run, hike, bike, ski, you name it, I love it!
I love to laugh and try to do it as much as I can!

I am smart, funny, adorable, sexy and optomistic. I'm a college student myself and I enjoy simple pleasures. I love to have fun and try new things. I'm outgoing, have a good personality, and love to smile and laugh. I'm very passionate and have a good heart. I enjoy doing things outdoors. Camping, fishing, hiking, long walks, the beach, orjust sitting in cuddling and watching a good movie. I also like to go to the clubs.

Please send a picture when contacting me.

eeking Funny Guy to laugh with…Inquire within… - 24
Reply to: pers-183983054@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-19, 6:12PM PDT


Is it you? Life can be too serious at times with all the stress in our lives. I try to laugh as much as possible and brush all the stressful things away. I am looking to find someone that I can have a wonderful time with as well as be silly with...joke around, make fun of each other, etc. I love laughing and feel like it can cure anything.

About me: I am extremely fun, very loving and a smart college educated woman. I love my Bay Area sports …Yes, I know what a home run is….ha ha ha! The simple things in life satisfy me and learning new things is always fun. I am always up for pretty much anything whether it’s going to a bar and having a few drinks to staying home for a movie night.

You: Fun, loving and not critical about everything that’s going on at the moment. Someone who just loves to go out and have a great time and enjoy whatever is going on. I would prefer that you are a sports fan, so we could attend sporting events together. If you’re into games and lying, sorry I am not the girl for you…like I mentioned I like the simple things in life. Someone who will listen and knows how to treat a girl…NO BS PLEASE! I like stocky guys…sorry skinny guys are just not for me.


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Seeking a tall, smart and stylish boyfriend... - 32
Reply to: pers-183949936@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-19, 4:36PM PDT



I'm looking for a long-term boyfriend who is gorgeous both inside and out - generous, earthy, artistic, funny, have a good job that you enjoy, and be athletic and smart.
I'm a tall, thin brunette with fairly long dark hair, mellow, creative, I am good at enjoying life and take a great deal of pleasure in music, dancing, ideas, spontaneous trips and good food. I have a large community of friends, and can certainly throw a good party, but feel happiest being close with someone I love.

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Looking 4 Nice and Interesting Guy - 29
Reply to: pers-183924228@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-19, 3:28PM PDT


I’m looking to find a good smart guy who is honest, can make me laugh, has it together and carries a bit of sarcasm.

I’m 29, average build with brwn hair and eyes. Shy at times, I do have a great personality. I like doing various things and am always up for trying something new. I enjoy going to music and comedy shows and dinning out. I like traveling. I'm a ports fan, football, baseball and basketball. I watch do like to watch TV and/or whatever movie I find on cable. I’m easy going, drama free, nice and sure of myself. I am very open minded and looking someone just as open minded.

Indie Flixs are my favorite and I'm not opposed to mainstream. Some of my favorite movies are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Manhattan, Ghost World and The Big Lebowski.

I listen to a variety of music like, Beyonce, White Stripes, The Shins, They Might Be Giants,Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

If you like what you hear then send me a message back.