"Excuse me, Miss.......you seem to have a uterus on your shoe." Those words were spoken by an intern to me at the end of day of work. I am a vet tech at an animal hospital and I guess some doctor ,who will go unnamed, missed the garbage after an OH...

Who needs fourth meal? Everyone, meet the taco bell shot. Now you can continue drinking without the fastfood run. This is a variation on a shot I made for a friend who was already drunk. I am scared of it because, well, it contains tequila for one, e...

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I work at a law office... by day. It is the place I have dubbed the fortress of Unsolitude. People call every day (no surprise I know) and when you get lots of calls you every now and then get an odd one. oh sure usually it is just someone who is m...

I tried to complete this task before, but alas, I was unable to provide photographic evidence due to my lack of camera. That oversight has now been rectified. Mr. Stinky Pants, my roommate, took it upon himself to remove some of the VERY expired it...

Ugh. Not my favorite task. Thankfully, it was fairly easy for me to find something that frightened me to consume. I have a deep and abiding fear and hatred for bananas. And algae. I found a drink that combined both of those things into one bever...

I work in a divorce office. Every day brings something just a little more - interesting into my life... One day, we were interviewing a new client for mediation. She had had a psychotic break with reality the year before, and had called the parame...

My first task... Finito!

I was bored at my friends birthday party so i let them see the light