Back in highschool I was playing cricket in a PE class, the ball went into the garden by the office building and I ran in to get it. I looked under some ferns and bushes and found it easily, picked up the ball and ran out of the garden. As I ran out my knee felt funny, I looked back and saw there was a metal stake poking out from the ground and thought that was a stupid place to have such a thing. I then looked at my knee and saw my skin ripped open, my flesh all bubbly and blood gushing out. Ended up having 6 stitches and now my knee looks like it has a vagina on it when I scrunch it up. Good times.