So i was thinking of who i would look up in the phone book when all of the sudden my iTunes started playing Jack Johnson. I decided it was worth giving a try and sure enough, there was Jack Johnson in my phone book, with a address too. So i decided to write him a message about how much i loved his music and how it saved me from my old life.

Enjoy!

The letter reads:

Dear Jack Johnson,

I have been a huge fan of your music. Had it not been for your amazing hit tracks such as Bubbly Toes, or Upside Down, i have no clue where I would be. You know what, forget that, I would. I would still be in the streets, begging for change and still smoking crack.


Thank you for all the good you have done in the world,

Your amazing fan,

Kyle Boyce


P.S.: Can I run your fan club?

P.P.S: If you need a pair of eyes, you can have mine. ( this is a mock of his song, If I Had Eyes.)