i took my mom out to listen to music. we got drunk and made friends with the lead guitarist, a Balki-lookin fella wearing a vest that his wife made him. there were little white music notes all over the vest and he played a guitar solo with my lighter...and Then a Salt Shaker...and THEN MY BEER!!!

we tried to sing raindrops on roses in the subway and whistle otis redding, but we had the giggles so all we could do was blow hot air.

when we got back to my apartment, which was near my college campus i asked her to help me steal a drafting table. she obliged, but first asked me to take these pictures of her on the toilet.