I chose the phrase "All cats are gods!" because it's true. Here are my divine translations:

English -> Greek
Όλες οι γάτες είναι Θεοΐ

Greek -> French
Tous ga'tes ils sont dieux !

French -> Dutch
Iedereen ga' jouw zijn zij goden!

Dutch -> French
Tout le monde vais être 'tes eux dieux !

French -> Dutch
Iedereen ga zijn ' jouw zij goden!

Dutch -> French
Tout le monde vais ses 'tes eux dieux !

French -> Dutch
Iedereen ga zijn ' jouw zij goden!

...Blasted tail, I just can't catch it...

Dutch -> French
Tout le monde vais ses 'tes eux dieux !

French -> Dutch
Iedereen ga zijn ' jouw zij goden!

Oh! I forgot you were watching. It's so embarrassing, I haven't been caught chasing my tail since I was a kitten. Nevermind that, I have a great mission of translating to complete!

Dutch -> English
Everyone goes its your they gods!

Oh dear. Why, this is a terrible translation. I must inform the other cats, they will need to hear of this blasphemy!