Once upon a midday dreary, I stumbled upon a rip in time-space with a piece of flimsy cardboard sticking out. Now, on any other day, I would have shoved this piece of cardboard back through the rip in order for it to be returned to its rightful dimension. However, on this day, I was feeling overwhelmed with adventurous spirit.

Also, my leg was grabbed by a hand that I didn't see which was also protruding from the portal. It was behind the cardboard.


The hand, luckily, also had a body attached to it. The body of a near-dead raggedy looking gentleman. He didn't say much with his last breath, but he did give me directions and instructions on what to do with the cardboard. To fulfill the dying wish of the unfortunate man, I delivered this cardboard to its rightful position to stay forevermore. Of course, he could have easily been talking about putting it in that location is his dimension, but the portal closed after he died and I kicked his corpse back to the other side of the rip. Oh well.



In loving memory of the fallen:
Pip-Pap
Jimy Gumshoe
Sally Ziper
Harry Buckmen
Joe Laurelson
Bub the Wonder Pup
Harriet Zander
Gus