
15 points
Reverse Madlibs by Ian Kizu-Blair, N A
March 9th, 2006 7:50 PM
#1:
They say you're a woodsprite
standing slyly next to a pile of burning brush
that jettisons in the sea breeze.
You owned batteries more powerful than Kafka
and you used them to deglaze a thousand electronic devices.
The rubbery beach lit up like a shining stylus
the florid fire faded from view,
the fingers you brought along melted.
I'm the carbonated guy by the ocean.
#2:
She arrives at the rusted bar already drunk. She begins an international conversation with her cousin about a novel she had just read, gesticulating quietly. In doing so, she knocks her drink over and maneuvers it on the handsome hand-held computer sitting next to her. She turns to him with a dicey expression and apologizes, throwing diplomats at his suitpants. He turns red and wishes.
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How we played:
Nasia:
i did this with you and sam and sean in your greenwood ghetto living room! i remember i was chewing bubble gum.
you go first.
--n
Ian:
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Nasia:
She arrives at the _____ bar already drunk. She begins a _____ conversation with her cousin about a novel she had just read, gesticulating_____. In doing so, she knocks her drink over and _____ it on the handsome____ sitting next to her. She turns to him with a _____ expression and apologizes, throwing _____at his suitpants. He turns red and ____.
mine:
noun
adv
verb
proper noun
verb
adj noun
adj plural noun
adj
Ian:
They say you're a _____
standing _____ next to a pile of burning brush
that _____ in the sea breeze.
You owned batteries more powerful than _____
and you used them to _____ a thousand electronic devices.
The ____ beach lit up like a shining ____,
the ____ fire faded from view,
the _____ you brought along melted.
I'm the ____ guy by the ocean.
They say you're a woodsprite
standing slyly next to a pile of burning brush
that jettisons in the sea breeze.
You owned batteries more powerful than Kafka
and you used them to deglaze a thousand electronic devices.
The rubbery beach lit up like a shining stylus
the florid fire faded from view,
the fingers you brought along melted.
I'm the carbonated guy by the ocean.
#2:
She arrives at the rusted bar already drunk. She begins an international conversation with her cousin about a novel she had just read, gesticulating quietly. In doing so, she knocks her drink over and maneuvers it on the handsome hand-held computer sitting next to her. She turns to him with a dicey expression and apologizes, throwing diplomats at his suitpants. He turns red and wishes.
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How we played:
Nasia:
i did this with you and sam and sean in your greenwood ghetto living room! i remember i was chewing bubble gum.
you go first.
--n
Ian:
adj
adj
adv
verb
noun
adj
noun
verb
Nasia:
She arrives at the _____ bar already drunk. She begins a _____ conversation with her cousin about a novel she had just read, gesticulating_____. In doing so, she knocks her drink over and _____ it on the handsome____ sitting next to her. She turns to him with a _____ expression and apologizes, throwing _____at his suitpants. He turns red and ____.
mine:
noun
adv
verb
proper noun
verb
adj noun
adj plural noun
adj
Ian:
They say you're a _____
standing _____ next to a pile of burning brush
that _____ in the sea breeze.
You owned batteries more powerful than _____
and you used them to _____ a thousand electronic devices.
The ____ beach lit up like a shining ____,
the ____ fire faded from view,
the _____ you brought along melted.
I'm the ____ guy by the ocean.