The London Underground doesn't exist and that's the trooth. It's opening was disguised as transport but it is more complex than anyone dare realise. It is a government conspiracy to cover up the fact that London is located on a time riff created during the Battle of Torchwood (1831-1845). When you go 'underground' you are actually taking part in an elaborate movement of space and time. The moment you put a ticket through the gate at a 'tube station' you are transfered to a 'platform' where you get on a 'train'.

To many the common announcment of "Mind the Gap" just means that you should watch your step but to us in the know it is a trigger phrase which sends people into a trance state. This is the point where you step from reality into a virtual reality of travel. You are then awoken by the sounds of the announcer at each 'station'. What has happened infact is that the time riff has moved the earth around you and you have been back to 1943 or 1204 and have now appeared here again. The 'tunnels' between stations are mere illusions. Once you emerge to surface level it feels like nothing has happened and that you have meerly been transported in space.

There are two main functions of the 'underground'. It is not there to transport us as we are told by the evil TFL, which does not stand for Transport for London but rather Time Fluctuation Link, but it is there to create the electricity on which this country runs. If you thought that global warming was created by CO2 your wrong again, it is created by 'time friction' which is the heat emitted from 5D travel. As such the government has decided to harness this heat and use it to creat nuclear fussion. The other use of this cross-dimensional travel is to create the stability on which the earth is based. The whole balance between life and death, land and water is maintained by this travel. It has existed throughout time and the London Underground is just the most recent incarnation of it.

The constant delays and 'improvments' made to the tube are really a front for when repairs are required to the riff or when the shielding device malfunctions. There have been a number of cases of the shield malfunctioning including the most devastating one when a piece of debris made its way through from a fire in a department store in Talbot Port, North Carolina in 1923 and destroyed Kings Cross Underground 'Station' in a massive fire. Another example is when stations close after major problems with the riff. In 1947 an object described as a 'large blue box' colided with a train on Wood Lane station in west London and in order to cover up the evidence the station was closed.

So, in conclusion, the London Underground doesn't exist and the opening of it was a farse. See below for proof of my theories after I spent 12 years hacking into TFL's mysterious Torchwood system.

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